Senta spinnt

The Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra put on an excellent concert performance of Der fliegende Holländer (The  Flying Dutchman) last week. Soprano Melody Moore brought the house down with her powerful singing and her spirited characterization of Senta. Speaking as someone with a degree in Complaining About Wagner, I must admit I really like this opera. It’s probably my favorite Wagner opera… Continue reading Senta spinnt

These pants.

More avant-garde poetry brought to you by a machine translation system that is still learning the ropes: I put my son on my son, no. 6, and he scratched herself, thought it was all about this pants, I thought that it comes from these pants. I am still sending a picture of these pants, I… Continue reading These pants.

If this translation is wrong, I don’t want to be right

Recently, while slumming it at the Extremely Cheap Translation Service, I ran across two texts that were strange in the same way. The first was a German text: “Hallo meine hübsche Dame, wie machst du diesen schönen Morgen?”, which was already translated as “Good morning my pretty lady, how are you doing this fine morning?”… Continue reading If this translation is wrong, I don’t want to be right