Sorry, everyone

Hey, entire world. I’m really sorry translations can’t be perfect. And by that I don’t mean translators are bound to make a few mistakes, though of course that’s also true. I mean no translation will ever be exactly the same text or give you exactly the same experience as the original. Think you’ve read War… Continue reading Sorry, everyone

A letter from 1871

The flooding in Germany this summer reminded me of this letter I translated a few years ago, and the client gave me permission to share it. Spork is in Nordrhein-Westfalen, right by the border with the Netherlands. Josef was a family member who had left Spork to settle in Wisconsin. The flood is described in… Continue reading A letter from 1871

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Typos + MT

Having a busy summer, as always, but here’s a brief note: typos are a problem for machine translators. The best ones (like DeepL) have some ability to recognize typos and correct for them. But they usually can’t do that when the typo is a correctly spelled word (just not the one you intended to type).… Continue reading Typos + MT

“Wo zu finden?”

Wenn ein Liebes dir der TodAus den Augen fortgerückt,Such es nicht im Morgenrot,Nicht im Stern, der abends blickt. Such es nirgends früh und spät,Als im Herzen immerfort.Was man so geliebet, gehtNimmermehr aus diesem Ort. — Justinus Kerner Where to be found? If Death’s come to take away,Push a loved one out of sight,Look not to… Continue reading “Wo zu finden?”

Practice makes worse

In Brideshead Revisited, Cordelia Flyte returns from her long sojourn in war-torn Spain and the narrator tells us: “She looked more than her twenty-six years; hard living had roughened her; constant intercourse in a foreign tongue had worn away the nuances of speech; she straddled a little as she sat by the fire, and when… Continue reading Practice makes worse

Under the lime trees

While doing research for a project, I came across this 1997 review of Pier Paolo Pasolini’s novel Petrolio . It was amusing, and since I’m from the future, I can answer this question: Is there any chance that, with the alleged collapse of Communism in the Western world, no one will ever again dismiss his… Continue reading Under the lime trees

Translators in Space IV: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

This episode has always been popular – it’s inspired fan merch and was discussed at length in The Atlantic in 2014 – but it’s getting more attention lately as the social media hive mind wrestles with certain issues. The episode begins with the Enterprise receiving an invitation to establish relations with an alien race, the… Continue reading Translators in Space IV: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

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Notes on 155: The Kaprun Cover-Up

Yesterday, November 11, 2020, was the twentieth anniversary of the Kaprun disaster, where 155 people died in a train fire in a mountain tunnel. Journalists Hannes Uhl and Hubertus Godeysen investigated the accident and its aftermath and wrote a book – 155: Kriminalfall Kaprun – in 2014. They asked me to translate it into English… Continue reading Notes on 155: The Kaprun Cover-Up

Elderberry Hot

Machine translation systems still have trouble recognizing proper names. Recently I was proofreading English texts for an Austrian museum and came across a line that went something like this: The project was directed by Thomas Schmidt and Elderberry Hot. Now, a lot of the texts I work with are about artists and some of them… Continue reading Elderberry Hot